Shnahh.

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I MISS IT EVERY YEAR. EVERY DAMN YEAR.

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stackedcrooked:

I don’t know where to start.

The fuck? XD

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Dark brown sunglasses are my new thing.

sofapizza:

gurl you know it

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perfectballetbody:

soo cute! Does anyone know where I can find a video of these two?

YAGP 2012 - Liza Voll photography

I knew ballet uses “second position,” but I was unaware that second base is also involved xDDD

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vicemag:

Are You a Sociopath?

This May has been all about sociopaths. New York magazine published a fascinating and macabre article on diagnosing child sociopaths, This American Life re-ran an entire episode dedicated to the testing for psychopathy, and the New York Times reviewed Jon Ronson’s new book, The Psychopath Test. So, it’s fair to say that being cruel and out of your mind is the new “it” mental illness. Take the official 2012 Diagnostic Test below to find out if you are America’s Next Top Psycho!

1. When Mufasa died in The Lion King you…
a. Had the most intense orgasm of your life.
b. Burst into tears.
c. Made a donation to Sierra Club.

2. When you saw your friend’s newborn kitty you…
a. Totally melted.
b. Had an allergy attack.
c. Tried to inhabit its body using the dark arts.

3. For you and your wife’s 15-year anniversary you…
a. Took her on a cruise to Aruba.
b. Got in a fight about doing the dishes and almost got a divorce.
c. Made love on a pile of used wigs.

4. Your favorite place to relax is:
a. A musty crawlspace.
b. A beach in the South of France.
c. Any place that serves booze.

5. Your ideal mate…
a. Is rich and gorgeous.
b. Has no dental records.
c. Laughs at your jokes.

Continue

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tyleroakley:

In my head, I literally was just like, “…but who in the movie was Dr. Eams?” for a good 15 seconds. I swear I’m a college graduate.

Derp.

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

ROFLMAO

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